2015 is turning out to be the best year ever and we’re going to celebrate it with you at every turn we get. Starting with bringing back FFFPT!
Or Facebook Fan Festival Party Time as it’s known on “the streets.”
You feel me?
Yeah you do.
You feel me.
Stay in school!
That’s right. The moment that hits 1900 likes, I do a special dance,
and I hand out FREE T-SHIRTS to the first 19 unsuspecting people that walk through the door.
Mailman! Free shirt. Lady with a baby who wants to use the bathroom. Free shirts. For both of you. Baby gets a mens small. He’ll grow into it. Pee Wee Herman? What are you doing here? Free Shirt. Also mens small because… you’ll look great. Really. Just go with me on this. Whoa! Not that far, Pee Wee! My god, man! Decorum. You, walking in unexpectedly on Pee Wee and I, “lalalalala,” FREE SHIRT.
It’s just that goddamn easy! Free shirts for everybody forever!*
-Eric
*First 19 people to walk through the door only, don’t listen to Eric when he gets like this. The breakfast cereal will wear off soon. -Amy
