November 10, 2014 / by Joe Olk
Well, Aren’t You Just the GROOTEST Little Thing!
![gammaray-games-groot-actionfigures](/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/funko-dancing-groot.jpg)
The cuteness…it is melting my brain!
Ok, I’m sure when Funko says they’re releasing Guardians of the Galaxy figures they’re going to release all the main characters. But, I really don’t see the point. Look at this cute little motherf%er! At this point I’m buying them in bulk and covering my entire apartment in dancing Groots. They are successfully filling the dark and cavernous hole I have in the very core of my being. These guys are MAGICAL.
But, for sake of argument, I suppose I should show you some of the others. Because apparently you’re so jaded you can’t be swayed by the platonic ideal of cuteness.
![gammaray games rocket racoon actionfigures](/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rocket.jpg)
You’d be cuter if you weren’t so angry, Rocket.
![gammaray games star lord actionfigures](/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/starlord.png)
On top of all the Guardians mandness Funko lkeeps putting out the good stuff with the Big Lebowski and Adventure Time sets.
That little Walter may have to find a place amongst the sea of dancing Groots. He seems like a pretty rad dude to have around in a crisis…unless it’s Shabbos.
Now, do as I have and fill your life with Groots!
-Joe